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How well do you know you neighbour: A Quiz Slobodanka Pavlova - Macedonia
When your neighbour hangs his laundry he:
a. picks them randomly
b. sorts them by color using the rainbow palette, hanging dry clothes next to the wet if a color from the rainbow palette is missing.
c. uses a drying machine.
d. his mom does it for him.
When he watches TV in the evening he:
a. falls asleep in 10-15 minutes
b. he orders a pizza with extra mushrooms and no meat because he is vegetarian, then surfs through the channels while eating and finally falls asleep.
c. he doesn’t have a TV
d. I don’t know, his TV is not facing my window
When he cooks he:
a. irons his apron first, then polishes the table, chops the vegetable in tiny pieces, then puts them in the already boiling water, I don’t know what’s next, the evaporation mists the windows…
b. Actually, he’s never been good at cooking, I’ve tried his pork pie several times.
c. I’ve never seen him cooking, I believe he buys food from the restaurant next to the cinema.
How do you know all these things:
a. I overheard them from my other neighbour
b. I visit his facebook profile often
c. well, he doesn’t have curtains, and his kitchen windows are always open, it is not my fault he is too noisy sometimes and my hearing system is sophisticated. Will he ever learn not to talk on the phone so loudly.
d. . Come on! He is my neighbour
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